+MAGNUM+

mom : did you eat all the donuts

me : no

mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants

me : thats cocaine

6:50 pm • 24 May 2013 • 244,786 notes

radical-illusion:

carlyfroberts:

freah:

calmkai:

opall:

hang-loose-muthagoose:

v-ienn-a:

d-ecade:

coastale:

daisifyed:

craized:

this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg

crying

this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks sometimes.

fuck.

same here

never, not in a million years would this happen

HAHAHAHA no.

lol no

ya i wish
i actually wonder if anyone has looked at me and thought that

yeah i really do wonder

Never happened

allisimpson:

vintage-sunflower:

✩ ϑίηταgε σʀgαηɪς ϑεʀᴛɪςᴀʟ ϻσδεʀη βlσg ✩

ah my boys

uhlone:

offendings:

969kg:

my-body-not-yours:

FUCK

he’s like just checkin u out oh god

OH MY GOD I LITERALLY THINK ABOUT THIS HAPPENING ALL THE FUKING TIME OKASDFJA OMFG FUCK THAT WOULD BE THE MRST FLATTERING SHIT INT EH WORLD JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL

i would just throw my vagina right at his penis i swear

[tip toes out of a mutual follow]

6:44 pm • 24 May 2013 • 3,369 notes

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